You Suck Archives War Protesters Chapter I: Hardcore Protesters These are the people that if you have a "Vietnam Veteran" bumper sticker on your car, they'll smash the windows. Unaware of laws that refrain people from harassing regular citizens by camping out in their garages, they readily carry a knowledge of their "rights of free speech", and think that carries over to every other action they take, such as "Right to lay in the street to protest the war", or "Right to beat the crap out of war supporters". Chapter II: Hippies Hippies are basically hardcore protesters, except that harcore protesters actually beat people up, and hippies GET beat up. They're like hobos; they smell, do drugs, and have sex with retards and transvestites. If i had a dollar for everytime I beat the hell out of a hippie with a softball bat, i'd have enough money to get this pc county out of debt. Chapter III: Liberals Liberals are your run-of-the-mill, regular old crooked congressmen that criticizes white people, when, in fact, is usually white. He is the piece of trash that, after he got elected, you wished you would have voted. He passes countless laws that the president is too lazy to veto, allowing black people to get free money and latinos free lowriders. Chapter IV: Foreigners They're the Arab neighbor that has the "No-War" sign, the Brazillian that eggs your house, and the Scandinavian that feels and in fact, is, oddly out of place. They get the crap kicked out of them like homelss midgets, and thats on a good day. They think their actually acheiving something, like modern-day Gandhis. They should all be sent to Ethiopia or some other shithouse country. There you have it folks, your ass goblin war protester guide. go send some hate mail or something.