This week on "You suck"...Ravers

Ravers are pretty easy to comprehend. I have made a mini-book and divided them into chapters.

Raver "QuickReference" Guide

Chapter I: 14 year old "punk" ravers

These are the kids that brag about having GHB by going up to people at random and telling them. They have little fruity wristbands and are the first ones to the Nitrous Oxide tents at the Moby concert.

Chapter II: Azns Kekekekeke!

The Asian ravers usually have their hair spiked and dyed some fag color like bloodynut red or ironshit green. They are all 17 year old starcraft players that obsess over "clubbin'". The girl Asian "Clubbas" wear Hello Kitty clear mini-backpacks and anime shirts, and prance aroung saying things such as "ohhhhh aznnnn ohhhh me love you loooong time!"

Chapter III: White Trash

The white trash clubbers steal drugs from Asians, and beads from the Mexicans living across from them, to try to fit in with the other losers. Their short attention span quickly wanders off with all the lights in the club, and stare in amazement at the lights, exclaiming "Daaaaaang, we never had them colerful shinin' things in Mississippi er nuthun'" Poor Bastards...

There you have it folks, your ass goblin Raver guide. go send some hate mail or something.